Episode 635: The Coldplay Couple

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—The Coldplay Couple

—Iran

—Jeffrey Epstein

00:00 Introductions
00:55 Coldplay
08:01 Iran
14:33 Thailand
19:47 Jeffrey Epstein
30:52 The Mortician
40:42 Billy Joel

—nathan avoided burping into the microphone. Someone give him an award.

—Coldplay can sell out stadiums! Who knew??

Just another testament to America’s acceptance of bland entertainment. Acceptance, embracing!

Anyway, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and the company’s HR chief Kristin Cabot are in love! And not with their spouses.

What better way to carry on an affair than to go into a public stadium with 50,000 people.

(Seriously, though, how does Coldplay fill stadiums?)

—A few weeks back, our Cheeto in Charge bombed Iran. Initial assessments were that we did very little to deter Iran’s nuclear ambitions. Now that the intelligence agencies have had time to really study things, we find…

…we did very little to deter Iran’s nuclear ambitions.

But, hey!

We stopped talking about whatever it was Trump had screwed up at the time, right?

Squirrel!

—Buddhist Monks showed priests how it’s done! They had sex with an AGE APPROPRIATE WOMAN. 

(Not, you know, young boys.)

As nathan says on the podcast: can we just stop pretending humans don’t like sex?

—It’s the story we can’t escape: Donald Trump covering not just his own well-documented involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, the horrific pedo.

The only way Trump will fall is if it comes from within his own cult; will this be a bridge too far for them?

Nothing else was.

Will the harm of children finally be enough for them?

Doubtful, but we’ll see.

—Spoiler Alert: Jake tells about ALL the crazy that happens on the HBO Documentary, The Mortician.

It. Is. Insane.

—No spoilers here: nathan recommends the new Billy Joel doc on HBO.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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