David Shurter - Hairy Ass Crack

David Shurter (Harlan, Iowa) took a weekend seminar on make-believe Celtic Shamanism which he didn't finish. He claims with his seminar training, combined with his satanic luciferian chakra adjustments by Michael Aquino, David has become an unstoppable force who is the real life brother of Jesus Christ and the vessel for the antichrist, and keeper of 'the Darkness.' In reality, David is a lonely divorced pedosexual who sits at home and makes quilts, while accusing people of stealing his peanut butter.