Divine PR Makeover: What If We Hyped God More Than Ourselves?

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Imagine a world where your first impulse at the morning coffee line isn’t to snap a flawless latte selfie, but to tweet #GodIsAwesome with the same gusto. You’d spend less time curating your personal brand and more time boosting divine PR, because apparently God’s been trailing in the follower count against that influencer who reviews scented candles. Sure, Jesus walked on water, but did He nail the perfect Instagram filter? We’d finally give credit where it’s due instead of taking credit for the boutique kombucha we invented.

Think about your Aunt Karen’s political rants on Facebook. Now imagine she’s not campaigning for her own ego but defending the Almighty’s reputation. “Stop saying God supports your breakfast cereal choice or your investment scheme,” she’d hiss. Every time someone misquotes sacred texts, Karen would fact-check like a shadowy devotion-driven SPJ (Society for the Protection of Jehovah). Biblical scholars would be on speed dial, ready to debunk sensational “God said X!” headlines, and your morning newsfeed might actually teach you theology instead of celebrity gossip.

We’d also overhaul our “praise music” playlists. No more paint-by-numbers worship bands. Instead, we’d commission epic symphonies with electric guitar solos worthy of announcing the apocalypse. Every church potluck would double as a halftime show, complete with fireworks, choir robes stitched with neon LED trim, and perhaps a cameo from a guest rapper reminding us that “He rose on the third day, so your sins better pay.”

Of course, we’d still mess things up, because mortals love drama, but at least we’d own it. Rather than tweeting “I’m sorry God, my bad” as an afterthought on #SundayMorning, we’d launch PR campaigns: billboards proclaiming “God didn’t invent jealousy, humans did,” plus press releases clarifying His stance on kale smoothies. Our church newsletters would rival Vanity Fair for slick design, boasting headlines like “10 Reasons God Prefers Selfless People (Hint: Maybe He’s Just Really Cool).”

By caring more about God’s reputation, we’d stumble into genuine humility, and ironically polish our own image along the way. We’d learn to pause ego-driven rants and ask, “Does this glorify the Creator or just my résumé?” In that humble space, we might just rediscover awe, kindness, and a sense of humor about our own cosmic insignificance. So let’s trade our personal PR teams for heavenly hype squads, because if anyone deserves a glow-up, it’s the One who parted seas without breaking a sweat.