This Question Is Destroying My Life

At 2 AM, I whisper:

“Do aliens have digestive tracts?”
My wife rolls over. She’s tired.
My son is crying. I don’t notice.
I’m Googling "extraterrestrial poop physiology."
This isn’t obsession — it’s a spiritual emergency.
Because if they don’t shit… what else aren’t they doing?
I need NASA to drop a log on this topic. Fast.