Dr. Copper - A Synthwave Instrumental

Two new crypto scams have been created by ai agents in the metaverse. The agents have copied crypto based on gold but applied the same principle to gold and silver. Now they fake battle it out for who has the highest token price. As they use an army of bots to trade against each other they trick actual human beings into trading with them. The agents then spawn more agents to scour the social media landscape to promote the shorting battle via derivatives based on the token backed by theoretical copper and silver prices where there might be a vault somewhere with the real thing stored...

As the hype builds, more humans begin investing “real” fiat into the obscure exchanges that sell these tokens (incorporated on an island in the Caribbean of course). Finally, some old curmudgeon at the SEC turns a withered eye to the dark web to see this chaos happening. They then deploy the space force’s directed energy weapon towards the servers where these AI agents live. All the servers catch fire, and noncustodial wallets melt into silicon and plastic. Meanwhile all the "real" fiat that was invested vanishes with the servers.

Moral of the story, buy the real thing. Then when you cash out, get a semi-trailer to lug a ton of silver or copper to an industrial manufacturer to get paid.

That’s all for now, keep stacking the real thing as a hedge against your noncustodial wallets.

Video was created in 3ds Max and Vray with Tyflow as the particle/physics engine. Audio was created via my Akai MPK Mini in MPC with various synths like Jura and Opx4.