South Park Makes Fun of Trump with a Satan Bed Scene

SECRETARY: “Mr. President, sir, the prime minister of Canada is here to see you.”
Canadian PM: “Mr. President, why are you placing these new tariffs on Canada? What are you, some kind of dictator from the Middle East?”
Trump: “A dictator from the Middle East? Oh, relax, guy. I’m just your average [inaudible].”
Canadian PM: “The people of Canada will not be devalued like this.”
Trump: “Come on, you don’t want me to bomb you like I did Iraq.”
Canadian PM: “I thought you just bombed Iran.”
Trump: “Iran, Iraq, what the hell is the difference? Relax, guy. Hey! What the f**k is this, fella?”
UNKNOWN: “This is the painting you asked for, sir.”
Trump: “Why is my d*ck so small?”
PAINTER: “But that’s the size of his on the photo.”
Trump: “Get this guy out of here! I’m gonna sue you. And I’m gonna sue both of you. Ha-ha-ha. Nobody makes fun of me and gets away with it. Heey, Satan?”
SATAN: “I don’t want to right now.”
Trump: “What? Relax! Come on, Satan, I’ve been working hard all day.
SATAN: “You haven’t been working. You’ve been doing your stupid memes and just [bleep] around.”
Trump: “Come here, man. Oh, come on, Satan. I know you can’t resist this.”
SATAN: “I can’t even see anything. It’s so small.”
Trump: “I’ll [bleep] sue you.”
SATAN: “Go on. [Bleep] you!”
Trump: “Oh, come on, Satan. Don’t be like that.”