Obama’s Chef

When Obama's personal chef drowned while paddle boarding near their property, ABC News reported that the Obama's weren't in Martha's Vineyard when it happened.

NBC News reported that the Obama's weren't home. CBS News reported that the Obama's weren't staying at the house. Turns out Obama was on the scene shortly after the man went missing.

Luckily for Obama, those news outlets weren't the least bit curious about what really happened.

Remember, nobody is above the law.