🐎I Got Recruited to Coach Horse Idols and Now everything’s on the Line?! | Umamusume: Pretty Derby

✨ First time diving into the sparkly, chaotic world of Umamusume: Pretty Derby and already questioning everything I thought I knew about horse racing, idol culture, and anime logic.

Join me as I get thrown headfirst into a world where horse girls run races, train like champions, and burst into idol concerts mid-career arc.
Yes. That’s real. No, I wasn't ready.

🏇 Expect:
Questionable coaching decisions
Accidental favoritism
Desperate last-place comebacks
Probably crying over fictional training arcs

Come hang out, give me tips (or just laugh at me), and help me figure out if I’m building legends or just burning stamina.