Colbert to QAnon Blasting Trump to Release Epstein Files: ‘Mr. Shaman, a Toast to You’

COLBERT: “Right! I keep forgetting. In all of this, Trump had his own plane. If you have your own plane, why would you ever hitch a ride with a sex creep? ‘Okay, kids, road trip! Should we take the station wagon or should we hop into that unmarked van that’s been idling outside the water park? I mean, the spray paint on the side says it’s got candy!’ Epstein’s brother had a couple details about just what a dirtbag Trump was, including this one.”

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Epstein: “I was talking to Jeffrey and he told me that he was talking to Donald and he asked Donald, ‘How come you sleep with so many married women?’ And Donald’s answer was, ‘Because it’s so wrong.’”
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(Audience boos)
COLBERT: “Exactly — no, no, those are exactly the ethics you want in a president. I mean, who could forget when Ronald Reagan said this?”

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Reagan (parody): “Mr. Gorbachev, I banged your wife.”
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(Cheering and Applause)
COLBERT: “I love the little flags. I love the crowd with little flags in the end. ‘Yay, America!’ This scandal is costing Trump a lot of allies. The latest to jump ship is the QAnon shaman.
(Laughter)
This has deep repercussions, because when you lose the Q shaman, you inevitably lose Fred, Barney, and the entire loyal Order of the Water Buffalo. They’re gone!
(Cheering and Applause)
In response to a photo of Trump on social media, the shaman wrote, ‘[Bleep] this stupid piece of [bleep]. What a fraud.’ Now, listen, I don’t agree with what this guy has said and done in the past, but now that he has posted this, I just want to say, Mr. Shaman, Mr. Shaman, a toast to you! Let’s see what else he wrote about this administration. ‘Special Presidential Envoy Richard Grenell possesses the ability to bite people and inject them with venom that allows those subjected to the venom to become under a hypnotic spell.’ Let’s just get that back in there. Just get that back in there very carefully. Take your time. No need to rush. There you go.
(Cheering and Applause)
I was a waiter. Save that for later, maybe.”