How Rusty are we at HellDivers????

We’re back, baby! After a totally planned hiatus, the Helldivers return to spread Managed Democracy™ across the galaxy… with zero coordination and a whole lot of friendly fire. 🇺🇸💥

Now with three of us, the chaos has tripled—and so has the incompetence. We're rusty, underprepared, and still figuring out how to throw grenades away from our own feet. But hey, Super Earth needs heroes... and we're the only ones left on the roster. Join CrimsonWraith, HyperWolf, and Country Craft in HellDivers

🔥 Expect:
Tactical panic
Accidental resupply pod deaths
Constant shouting ("WHO CALLED IN THE STRATAGEM ON ME?")
One guy who still doesn’t know how to reload
Democracy, poorly delivered