Forget Downward Dog… …This Pose Is Called ‘Don’t Talk to Me Until Coffee.’ 🧘‍♀️

Forget Downward Dog…
…This Pose Is Called ‘Don’t Talk to Me Until Coffee.’
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She’s not stretching—she’s setting boundaries.
Meet Pepper: your emotionally flexible, physically stationary couch therapist.
If you came for enlightenment, start with a nap and a firm “no.”

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