Hey atheists, prepare to get persuaded (for $10/hr (UPFRONT))

If you don’t know how to make coffeepots or smoke on the toilet, you’re basically doomed to be food in the fuelpocalypse. Luckily, this guy’s smarter than 90% of people, and he’ll teach you for only $10 an hour UPFRONT ONLY. Uh, therefore God I guess.