“Studying the Echoe… Ambushed Like a Noob” 🧠🔶🔫

I saw the glow.
I walked toward it like a moth with a PhD. 🔶🧠
"Oooo Echo lore time," I said…
And then I got JUMPED like I owed someone SHD credits 💳💥

📽️ Echo says: “Agent sequence replaying…”
👀 Me: “So poetic.”
👣 Enemies: “RUN IT.”
💀 Bullets everywhere.

I’m just standing there, locked in like it’s a museum tour 🎧
Meanwhile they’re in my ear like:
➡️ “FLANK HIM!”
➡️ “WHILE HE’S ON THE ECHO!”

WHILE I’M ON THE ECHO??
Sir. I am learning. I am reconstructing a crime scene! 🧍‍♂️🔍

Next time I see an orange hologram, I’m throwing a grenade at it first.
Echoes? Nah. Regrets.