BREAKING NEWS: Local dog declares war on summer. Demands AC, popsicles, and personal fan.

BREAKING NEWS:
Local dog declares war on summer. Demands AC, popsicles, and personal fan. Negotiations successful.

🐶
She said: “You think your summer is tough? Try wearing a fur coat 24/7.”
Her human finally got the hint—private A/C, personal fan, and an endless supply of popsicles.
This is the life. Tag a dog that deserves this lifestyle ASAP. 🐾🍦

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