"ULTY: The Stock That Gave My Portfolio Crabs"

ULTY — the stock that looked like a 10 but traded like a scam.
She promised moonshots, but gave us crabs… and not the tradable kind. 😬

In this episode of Financial Degeneracy 101, we roast ULTY like the overhyped, underperforming side piece she is — with red flags, bad earnings, and the kind of volatility your therapist warned you about.

If you’ve ever caught feelings for a falling knife or tried to HODL a stock that clearly needed therapy… this one's for you.

👑 Featuring:

Savage roast jokes

A Wall Street side-piece scandal

Zero financial advice

And a full send into the madness of the Legion

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👍 Like if you’ve been personally victimized by ULTY.
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