B.I.N.G.O. (The Military Policeman Song)

[Intro – Spoken]
“Right lads… You know the drill… Sound off for Bingo!”

[Chorus]
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He's B – Big and bold on parade!
He's I – An Individual, never afraid!
He's N – A New Romantic with style!
He's G – Gorgeous, drives the ladies wild!
He's OOOOO… B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
Royal MP and ready to roll – he’s BINGO!
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[Verse 1]
He’s got the beret, boots, and badge,
Patrolling barracks, holding court like a sarge.
From Hanover nights to checkpoints bright,
If you're out of line, he'll sort you right!
Wrote the rulebook on RMP charm,
Breaking hearts with his polished arms.
The lads salute and the ladies glow,
When they hear the call of... BINGO!
[Chorus – Repeat with gusto]
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He's B – Big and booming with pride!
He's I – Integrity, deep inside!
He's N – Not your average Joe!
He's G – Got that glam rock glow!
He's OOOOO… B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
Germany knew him, legend on show – he’s BINGO!
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[Bridge – Call and Response Style]
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CALL: Who kept the peace when things got wild?
RESPONSE: BINGO did it with a cheeky smile!
CALL: Who had swagger like no one knows?
RESPONSE: That Royal Redcap – B-I-N-G-O!

[Final Chorus – Extended Version]
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He's B – Bigger than boots and brass!
He's I – Independent, top of the class!
He's N – Nails on parade and night patrol!
He's G – GQ in a camo role!
He's OOOOO… B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
He’s the RMP rockstar on the go – he’s BINGO!
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[Outro – Spoken]
“Dismissed! But you’ll never forget the name…”
“BINGO!”