Welcome To Bread Radio!

🎸 WELCOME TO BREAD RADIO
(An Anthem for the Blocked By Bob Nation)

[Intro – Whisper → Scream Build-up]
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You know where you are?!
You’re on BREAD RADIO, baby!
YOU’RE GONNA.... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!

[Verse 1]
Welcome to Bread Radio — we got carbs and rolls
From sourdough dreams to cinnamon goals
We got buttered buns and bagel fights
If you’re gluten-free… well, bless your life

We’re the Blocked By Bob crew, baking loud and proud
Cranking that oven till the sky shouts down
If you want indulgence, we got your vice
Just one bite, babe — don’t think twice

[Chorus – Crowd Chant Style]
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
We’re gonna knead ya down to c-c-c-c-crumbs!
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
Get that golden crust and come get some!
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
We rise, we roll, we spread, we burn!
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
You want that heat? Now watch it turn!

[Verse 2]
Flour in the air, got baguettes in my bed
Even my dreams smell like banana bread
We toast it daily, we live that loaf life
You’re buttered up, baby — forget the strife

You want ciabatta? We got stacks
Grilled paninis in our snack attacks
You better chew fast or you’ll fall behind
This ain’t no diet — it’s a state of mind

[Bridge – Spoken Breakdown, Heavy Riffing]
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Bread is life.
Bread is war.
Bread is buttered on both sides…
AND WE WANT MORE!

[Chorus – Louder, Bigger, Dumber]
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
It’s gonna bake you down till you break that crust!
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
You want that melt? You gotta trust!
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
We’re floured up and full of sin!
🔥 Welcome! To! Bread Radio!
So stuff that face and dive right in!

[Outro – Gang Shout]
🥁
You know where you are?!
You’re on Bread Radio, baby!
You’re gonna…
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
(Like a cinnamon swirl in a hot damn storm!)

[Big final chant]
🔥 BREAD! RADIO! (HEY!)
🔥 BREAD! RADIO! (HEY!)
🔥 WE. DON’T. KNEAD. YOUR. RULES!
🔥 JUST. GIMME. THEM. GLUTEN. JEWELS!