Operation BugBite: The Swarm in My Scope 🐜🔭

Mission started simple:
🪲 Infiltrate bug nest
🤫 Stay quiet, avoid detection
📦 Retrieve toxin sample

…then the Icky Bugs said “nah.”

🕷️ Giant spider webbed my rifle mid-aim
🪳 Cockroach the size of a housecat tried to mug me for rations
🦟 Mosquito swarm blocked out the sun like an eclipse of doom
🦗 Grasshopper hijacked my drone

Meanwhile over comms:
🗣️ “Ghost Actual, status report?”
💬 [static]…screaming…crunching noises…
📉 Stealth rating: Bugged Beyond Repair™

This isn’t reconnaissance…
This is Insectpocalypse Warfare 🐜💀