Massie's No Puppet Song

[Intro]
Yo, they’re all clowns in D.C., puppets on a string!
But one guy’s breakin’ free, let’s make some noise for the king!
Thomas Massie’s in the house, no sellout, no fake!
He’s burnin’ down the system for liberty’s sake! [Verse 1]
He’s out here in Kentucky, livin’ in the Shire,
Powers his house with Tesla wrecks, settin’ grids on fire!
Clux capacitor’s hummin’, his chicken coop’s a spark,
KY District 4, he’s lightin’ up the dark!
While Congress plays their clown games, tradin’ stocks for gold,
Massie’s tradin’ peaches, raw milk, truth be told!
No insider scam, no Wall Street sleaze,
He’s keepin’ it real with his neighbor’s trees! [Chorus]
Massie’s no puppet, he’s breakin’ the chains!
Fiscal responsibility, he’s flippin’ the game!
Endin’ the wars, no military-industrial crown!
Thomas Massie’s based, he’s tearin’ it down! [Verse 2]
The Fed’s printin’ money, inflation’s a scam,
Massie’s callin’ ‘em out, says, “End it, man!”
No AIPAC clown, no strings on his soul,
Fightin’ for our right to be left alone!
While puppets bow to war hawks, sendin’ kids to die,
Massie’s screamin’ “Peace!” with a fire in his eye!
Presidents of the USA, blastin’ through his shed,
Peaches ain’t wrong, it’s the system that’s dead! [Chorus]
Massie’s no puppet, he’s breakin’ the chains!
Fiscal responsibility, he’s flippin’ the game!
Endin’ the wars, no military-industrial crown!
Thomas Massie’s based, he’s tearin’ it down! [Bridge]
Clowns in suits, they’re pullin’ the strings,
Puppets dance for dollars, hear the cash register ring!
But Massie’s got the Shire, he’s the one we trust,
To take the ring of power and toss it into dust!
Ron Paul’s our Gandalf, guidin’ liberty’s flame,
Massie’s in the fight, yeah, he’s changin’ the game!
No wars, no Fed, no sellout disgrace,
KY’s own hero, spittin’ truth in their face! [Verse 3]
They’re laughin’ in the Capitol, callin’ him a freak,
But Massie’s got the guts to say what others won’t speak!
No bombs, no bailouts, no corporate parade,
He’s tradin’ with his neighbor, not a stock market raid!
Presidents blarin’ Peaches, that’s his battle cry,
While clowns push their wars, he’s givin’ zero lies!
From the Shire to Mordor, he’s the only one true,
Tossin’ out the ring, yeah, he’s seein’ it through! [Chorus]
Massie’s no puppet, he’s breakin’ the chains!
Fiscal responsibility, he’s flippin’ the game!
Endin’ the wars, no military-industrial crown!
Thomas Massie’s based, he’s tearin’ it down! [Outro]
No clowns, no puppets, no sellout crown!
Massie’s got the truth, he’s shakin’ the ground!
From peaches to freedom, he’s livin’ the fight!
Thomas Massie’s based, and he’s provin’ it right!