I'm Not Even Sure This Much Energy Is Legal

I’m Not Even Sure This Is Legal…

The FDA doesn’t have the authority to approve dietary supplements before they hit the market…

And thank God… because I’m not entirely sure Berserker would make the cut if they did…

If you want natural energy… quite possibly the most you can get without a prescription… now’s the time… because once the FDA hears about us… I’m pretty sure you can’t run a business from prison…

BERSERKER...

Unleash Your Crazy!

And make sure you stock up before the government takes both my passport and my freedom:

www.FeelLikeAViking.com

And please don’t tell anyone about this product… that’s how people get caught… they can’t keep their damned mouths shut…

** You may be asked to sign a waiver releasing Dirty Little Peptides, LLC from any and all liability in the probable event of cardiac failure **

(Just a formality… no reason to be alarmed... lawyers... always so paranoid over nothing)