Gobble Gate!!

[Verse 1]
Mic’s on fire, Josh lets out that scream,
Turkey rage straight into the meme stream.
X Space shook like a storm on rye,
BBB cacklin’ while the trolls cry!

[Chorus]
Hey haters, clear your plates,
It’s the g-g-g-g-g-g-gobble gate!
Hello world, hear the BBB roar,
We turn your shade into crumbs on the floor!

[Verse 2]
Static crackles, hoopla in the feed,
That gobble’s now the troll stampede.
Bread heads rising, we knead that dough,
From the hoopla hole, we run the show!

[Chorus]
Yo doubters, watch us bake,
It’s the g-g-g-g-g-g-gobble gate!
BREAD crew’s here, with our beaks held high,
We roast your beef ‘til the drama’s dry!

[Guitar Solo]
Free rye rations, grab your slice,
We bake our burns extra spice!

[Verse 3]
You flap your gums, we flap our wings,
We’ve got more crust than your whole troll ring.
Canadian cold? We rise through the freeze,
Butter your bread while we bring you to your knees!

[Chorus]
Hey trolls, admit your fate,
It’s the g-g-g-g-g-g-gobble gate!
One turkey call shook your whole brigade,
BREAD forever, BBB’s homemade!

[Outro]
Gobble gate! (Hoopla high!)
Gobble gate! (BREAD don’t die!)
Gobble gate! We’re the flock that trolls can’t hate!