😤🌧 OPERATION STAY DRY [COMPROMISED]

LIVE from the most miserable patch of mud in Auroa…
it’s Corporal “Why Did I Sign Up For This” Gore 🪖☠️

❗WARNING: May cause uncontrollable sighing, sarcastic mumbling, and spontaneous mutiny.

💥 Enemies everywhere!
🔫 Ammo supply: Probably cursed.
📡 Mission objective: Lost in the rain somewhere 3 hours ago.

🥶 CLOTHING STATUS: Soaked
🧭 NAVIGATION: 60% wrong
🦵 STEALTH: Tripped over a rock… twice
🎯 TARGETS: All apparently bulletproof today

💀 Featuring special guest appearances by:
 • A drone that won’t stop beeping
 • Wolves with better gear than me
 • That one tree branch that always hits my face

🥵 MORALE: -400%
🧃 HYDRATION: Rainwater & rage
🪑 COVER: Wet rock (uncomfortable)
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: The middle of nowhere with zero bars

🕵️ Watch the chaos, stay for the emotional breakdown in surround sound.

🌯 MRE Recipe:
🥫🍞🐟🥄🥔🧄🌿➡️🔥➡️🥴💧🤢🔁♻️💀

📡 ABOUT ME
🌐 Website: gore.tv
📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble
🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer
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🚫 TikTok: Double garbage.