It Was a S*** Show (Cover)

Verbatim

Verse 1:
I love you, yes
And I'll confess
The thought of staying is so enticing
And when you speak
My knees get weak
I can't believe what I'm sacrificing

Pre-Chorus:
But let's get real
We know the deal
So darling
Let's not tip-toe

Chorus:
This thing we had
Was not just bad
It was a shit show

Verse 2:
We can't undo
Can't make amends
Dysfunction is our lingua franca
We can't unscrew
Each other's friends
We're Jerry Springer
Not Casablanca

Pre-Chorus:
There's hard to get
Then there's neglect
To say it's fate
You'd have to be a bit slow

Chorus:
Not to be crass
But this sucked ass
This was a shit show

Bridge:
Chernobyl next to us
Looks like a campfire
Hurricane Katrina
Was just bad weather
We have chemistry of course
But that's a formula for divorce
A play about pieces of feces
Is what we are together

Verse 3:
Oh, what the hell
Let's get a hotel
'Cause life is short
And we're not getting any younger
But after sex
What happens next
I mean in the long run
Not just fatigue and hunger

Pre-Chorus:
And when you say
That I should stay
That's exactly when I should split

Outro:
Though I won't forget
I won't regret
This beautiful, heart stopping
Breathtaking, life-changing.
Love...

Lyrics are from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend TV Series

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