🌪💨 OPERATION HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS [COMPROMISED]

🌯 MRE Recipe:
🥫🌽🥕🐔➡️💨➡️🌪➡️🤢💀

LIVE from somewhere between Aura and Oz…
it’s Corporal “Why Is The Sky Spinning Twice?” Gore 🪖☠️

❗WARNING: May cause sudden hat loss, sideways rain trauma, and involuntary kite impersonations.

💥 Enemies everywhere!
🔫 Ammo supply: Flying past at 80mph
📡 Mission objective: Currently airborne over Sector Bravo

🌀 CLOTHING STATUS: Beanie holding on for dear life
🧭 NAVIGATION: Compass now points “Up”
🦵 STEALTH: Blown clear across the valley
🎯 TARGETS: Only visible between lightning flashes

💀 Featuring special guest appearances by:
 • Three tornadoes fighting over my tent
 • A lawn chair from two towns over
 • That one bird who just gave up flying and walked past

📉 MORALE: Spinning out of control
🧃 HYDRATION: Sideways rain (tastes like regret)
🪑 COVER: None. It’s gone.
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: Eye of the storm, give or take a funnel cloud

🕵️ Watch the chaos, stay for the wind-screamed sarcasm.

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