The Cat Calling Police Of The UK With Wiggling Butts

"Cat Calling" is one of the most disabling things performed in modern society and must stop... so...
Potential police who have the tights on their wiggling bottoms will be designated to help solve the collapsing design of Western Civilization. Around the corner are more squad-cars of paid officers of the crown waiting patiently for the next wicked whistle from kids.
"You go ladies of the Eastern Star!"

I'm in Surrey, Canada, and a good looking police officer sits down in a Starbucks 15 feet away from me totally dressed for police duties... (all covered up, while I post this... It's a funny world!)