LYRICS [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no bitch. Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no hoe to make me a sandwich. Boo Who? Boo Who? To get any girl I'd need to be rich. Boo Who? Boo Who? Boo motherfuckin' Who. [Verse 1] What you know about never having a girl want to be with you? What you know about living in a time period where girls are manipulated by the Jew? What you know about loving women but they only show affection if you're useful like a tool. Man, this time period is not cool. Modern Romance is some motherfuckin' boo boo. [Verse 2] Like seriously, Boo? What the Fuck is that. Do I need to die in order to get a girlfriend? Well if so, I'll make my brain go splat. But girls are still scared of me, like I'm a real life Master Splinter Rat. They'll never let me bust my nut in them like the BLAM from a Gat. I'll just forever be a loser who cries while jackin' off to Cat in the Hat. [Chorus] Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no bitch. Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no hoe to make me a sandwich. Boo Who? Boo Who? To get any girl I'd need to be rich. Boo Who? Boo Who? Boo motherfuckin' Who. [Verse 3] I'll forever keep chasing to be a girl's boo like Pac-Man. At this point I'll even settle for a crackhead prostitute named Rim Job Roxanne. The Incels are right, for me it never began. These bitches just kick me away like Jackie Chan. [Verse 4] The only girl who's ever been kind to me is my own hand. Modern hoes see Chad as what they desire, but me as off-brand. Chad's a cuisine that's in high demand, but I'm just vegetables canned. Fuck it, at this point, I'm so lonely I'm just going to kidnap a child at Disney Land. I'm kidding. Ha, get it, kidding. Ah, fuck ya'll [Chorus] Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no bitch. Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no hoe to make me a sandwich. Boo Who? Boo Who? To get any girl I'd need to be rich. Boo Who? Boo Who? Boo motherfuckin' Who. [Bridge] Life sucks when you ain't got no Boo. Boo Who? Boo Who? It hurts when no bitch wants to Love You. Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no woman to cook me Beef Stew. Boo Who? Boo Who? I'm just alone jackin' off to Rey from Star Wars, the ultimate Mary Sue. Boo Who? Boo motherfuckin' Who? [Chorus] Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no bitch. Boo Who? Boo Who? I ain't got no hoe to make me a sandwich. Boo Who? Boo Who? To get any girl I'd need to be rich. Boo Who? Boo Who? Boo motherfuckin' Who.