Powerpuff Thots

[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus]
Power Puff Thots.

Power Puff Thots.

These modern bitches live like superheroes.

Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes.

Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman.

These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman.

[Verse 1]
Modern bitches bitch about the wage gap, but have more opportunities than any man ever could dream of.

Modern bitches get to sport fuck Chads, meanwhile we as lonely men can't get even a crumb of Love.

Modern bitches live better today than any queen or princess ever did all throughout history.

Modern bitches get to go to restaurants, go shopping, and buy dumb shit on amazon daily.

Man, I don't want to hear anymore bitchin' from these privilege life forms who living way better than me.

They going to be some rich Chad's bride-to-be, meanwhile I'm condemned to a life that is fucking lonely.

[Chorus]
Power Puff Thots.

Power Puff Thots.

These modern bitches live like superheroes.

Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes.

Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman.

These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman.

[Verse 2]
These modern bitches claim every ex boyfriend they've ever had is a narcissist.

These modern bitches leave me so pissed, because while they complaining we men are actually cutting our wrist.

These modern bitches are coddled by the Chew, while we men are treated so cruel.

These modern bitches bitchin' even though they livin' way better than me and you.

These modern bitches get to enjoy whatever society has to offer, from jobs, college, homes, and cars.

Meanwhile we lonely men have a gun in our mouth, ready to blow our brain to the motherfuckin' stars.

[Chorus]
Power Puff Thots.

Power Puff Thots.

These modern bitches live like superheroes.

Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes.

Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman.

These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman.

[Verse 3]
This life just ain't fair, but these modern bitches don't care, because they get to live free as hair blowing through high speed air.

I wish I could experience an inkling of what these modern hoes get to enjoy, but I can't because I'm a damn boy who's discarded by society like a broken toy.

I didn't choose to be male, which is the reason why I fail, unable to ever have my ship of success set sail.

I wish I was a woman, so I can experience what it's like to be Truman, and be the center of attention for every bitch ass human.

[Chorus]
Power Puff Thots.

Power Puff Thots.

These modern bitches live like superheroes.

Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes.

Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman.

These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman.