Episode 638: Pete Davidson is Sad

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—Pete Davidson

—The American Farmer

—Playboy

00:00 Introductions
02:54 Pete Davidson
10:39 Farmers
12:51 Automakers
15:39 Playboy

Introductions

Jake praises China, and Chairman Xi, in order to curry his favor and become a certified creator on TikTok, that he may become a co-host of the podcast on that dreaded platform.

Pete Davidson

Poor Pete Davidson used to be sad, because he was super successful, and sleeping with gorgeous celebrities, AND THAT’S ALL THE PRESS WOULD TALK ABOUT.

Imagine winning the lottery, and complaining.

Jesus.

Farmers

They voted overwhelmingly for Trump, and now they’re going bankrupt in record numbers.

Who could have seen this coming, except for anyone and everyone with an IQ higher than that of a potato(e)?

Automakers

The tariffs have wiped out profits from pretty much every automaker.

Good job, everyone!

Also: inflation is going up.

Again.

Who saw that coming, except for… Well, you know how that sentence ends.

Playboy

How is it still a company?

Apparently they’re moving their headquarters from California to Florida, but no one has any clue what they produce.

After that, technical difficulties destroy the podcast.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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