Dropped The Robe

Title: "Dropped the Robe"

[Intro]
Yeah… robe hit the floor,
Teacup cracked, no more—
You showed us who you really were.

[Verse 1]
MJ Phillips, you played the scene,
Robe on your back, thought you looked so clean.
But the mask slipped fast, and the cracks all showed,
Now you’re just another ghost on the road.

[Hook / Chorus]
You dropped the robe, put the teacup down,
Spun yourself crazy, ran outta town.
We don’t need your noise, we don’t need your crown,
So fuck you kindly, we’ll hold this ground.

[Verse 2]
You talked big talk, tea in your hand,
But the stories got twisted, too wild to stand.
Midnite Moose saw it, Derek shook his head,
Habs and James just laughed — “that man’s misled.”

[Bridge]
You thought you were a prophet with your robe and your brew,
But the cult you were chasing was only you.
No tea leaves left, just a bitter taste,
You burned your bridge, now you’re replaced.

[Chorus]
You dropped the robe, put the teacup down,
Spun yourself crazy, ran outta town.
We don’t need your noise, we don’t need your crown,
So fuck you kindly, we’ll hold this ground.

[Outro]
Keep your robe, keep your cup,
Your fifteen minutes are all used up.
BBB rolls on, you’re not around—
Fuck you kindly, we wear the crown.