Above the Law, Beyond the Border: Steven Seagal Solves Geopolitics

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In this explosive 2024 documentary, action star, aikido master, and self-proclaimed international peace envoy Steven Seagal dons his signature ponytail and embarks on a globe-trotting, questionably choreographed journey to “uncover the truth” about the Ukraine war. Part political exposé, part action hero vanity project, Seagal navigates military zones, diplomatic faux pas, and a buffet of metaphors—because, according to him, “geopolitics is just like aikido: use your opponent’s energy against them.”
Will this documentary change the course of history? Probably. Will you watch in awe as Seagal stares meaningfully into the distance, says something vaguely philosophical, and calls it diplomacy? Absolutely. "Under Siege 3: Diplomacy with a Ponytail" promises action, intrigue, and enough Seagal-isms to power an international meme factory.

It’s part journalism, part performance art, and 100% Steven Seagal.
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