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Your DNA results are in — and they’re 100 percent the property of a pharmaceutical manufacturer.
American biotech company Regeneron Pharmaceuticals announced today that it’s buying 23andMe, the bankrupt consumer-genomics company that sold take-home DNA kits. Regeneron is to pay $256 million in cash to acquire “substantially all” of 23andMe’s assets, including its massive biobank of around 15 million customer genetic samples and data.

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