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Snakes and Ladders
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Going insane / doing the same damn thing / talking to the walls / cuz they talk to me /
My best friend's a bat / I should make and sell hats / while sipping some tea / would you sit next to me /
My best friend's a bat / I should make and sell hats / while sipping some tea / mixed with mercury /
I know a certain cat / I got hookah full of hash / that I like to smoke with a caterpillar /
I know that grin anytime I see him / its cheshire cheesing / i guess we're back in season /
I'm wrapped in chains / spoken in vain / whats my name again?
Anti to your matter / cuz it doesn't even matter / making cake with no batter / bro the baking make you fatter / yeah they pitter and they patter / play with mice up in the attict / til they bodies fucking splatter / then I'm sliding down the ladder / cuz I'm playing with these snakes / in my labrynth its a maze / I'm broken thats a fact / make my way through the haze / I done broke my back / from this mufucking weight / I done made my way / and there's no fucking cake ?! /
You shitting me man / I should fold my hand / eating green eggs and ham / its sam that I am / playing with the sand / I'm a one man band / I should just vanish / but I'm manning this ship /
Yar har matey / I'm jolly in this bitch / got a moustache / and I got a wooden dick / it's my fucking peg leg / and my flintlocks switched / better be careful / see vinnie in the sticks /
It's a man o' war / not no frigate kid / lot of fucking cannons / like me they like to spit / x2
Head up on a swivel / and my swivel is a gat / the devil got a fiddle / and the devil made it act / I'm gustav wittit / in a black fitted cap / I'm goose wild wittit / triangulate that map /
I'm looking for Noah's Ark / where that bitch at / I'm looking for the covenent, the holy grail, and tablets / popping yellow jackets / in my captains cabin / never going to sleep / til i find what I'm after /
Rock with the rock / watch me anchor on your block / feather on my top / call that bitch macaroni / never gon stop / never gon dock / going a hundred fucking knots / til my wisdom make me OD / x2
Spew me from your mouth / like you don't even know me / my own fault / I'm a dick like moby / real luke warm / lost my hope no Kenobe / gnashing and im mourning / but I won't let this hold me /
I'm Bene-elohim / whats that even mean / I'm a son of god / but with a mote and a beam / when I judge my brother / I'm really juding me / judging one another / but that judging aint free /
Its bludgeoning me / bloody in the streets / demon in my sheets / but I'll kill him on a beat / its the truth that I speak / guess the truth ain't for the meek / stay away from the keys / no solomon for me /
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