The Beach Captain Inaction Figure

He takes doing nothing to a whole new level.

Not available in stores, in fact, not available anywhere.

To see more:
https://rumble.com/c/c-4716366

This is not a real product.

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Music: "Sands of Ipanema" - Diana_Production Music at Pixabay

AI Voice was produced using ElevenLabs

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