Rooster Talks: WTF Cracker Barrel, white inventions, and non-practicing white?

Join the Rooster Regiment as we make fun of a soil biology PhD whines from her car: "Tutor and dog-sitter, blame COVID and capitalism!" Dirt expert can't dig a job? Queer Jesus sermon: "30, single, 12 dudes—gay icon!" Blasphemy or brunch? Kids spin fidgets: "Phone bans crazy!" DC Mayor nixes Guard for law: "Not for policing!" Date immigrants: "They appreciate your genius!" Food stamp mom balks at 15-hour service: "$24K/year free lunch?" CA senator: "No illegals in census = no democracy!" Votes from shadows?Cracker Barrel CEO: "Remodel positive!" But tours show bland IKEA purgatory—"Liberal white women ruin everything!" 1998 Bud ad mocks male cheerleaders, prophetic trans jab. MAGA mockery: "Protectors scared of downtown?" I take toddlers weekly! HOA Karens whine generator noise: "Unfair you had power—watch TV while we suffered!" Envy much? Abortion "snack" lady: "Tired of pregnancies—give babies away!" Casual as Uber Eats. Finally, trans McBride yells "Hands off kids/women!" Irony thicker than plot twists.

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