🎥🏹 GΞT RΞΛDY W!TH MΞ // TΞRR0R!$T ƬUT0RIΛL🍫🧨

Want to look terminally online while inciting cute domestic collapse?
She’s here to help — one cracked mirror, one sticker-crusted flamethrower at a time.
Smeared eyeliner. Bootleg armor. Livestream looping into static.
✨✨Beauty for the brink.✨✨

💣 Step-by-step instructions to become a hyper-consumable chaos idol:
🛠️ Trashtech armor made from failure and foam
🍫 “Energy” bars with exposed wiring – $15.99 for your dignity
🧠 Influencer psychosis, but fashion
📹 LARP until the power grid dies

This tutorial is for entertainment purposes only. Probably.
Viewer discretion advised — emotional stability not included.