🌳🔫 “My Tree Is Smaller Than Your Scope”

🌯 MRE Recipe:
🥫🍗🥔🥕🌳🫛🧄➡️🔥➡️🥣🌯➡️😅

LIVE from the tiniest tree line in Erangel…
it’s Gore, crouched behind a twig like it’s a fortress.

❗WARNING: May cause awkward crouching, accidental leaf-camouflage, and nervous laughter while bullets fly.

💥 Snipers everywhere!
🔫 Ammo supply: One mag, two prayers
📡 Mission objective: Pretend this tree is bulletproof

🌳 COVER STATUS: Thin as a breadstick
🧭 NAVIGATION: “North” is just more grass
🦵 STEALTH: Leaves crunch louder than footsteps
🎯 TARGETS: Laughing from 200m out

💀 Featuring special guest appearances by:
 • That one squad with actual cover
 • A chicken that’s less exposed than me
 • A frying pan that refuses to block bullets

📉 MORALE: Sinking fast
🧃 HYDRATION: Energy drink warm from the sun
🪑 COMFORT: Bark splinters
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: The worst tree on the map

🕵️ Watch me argue with geometry while the Blue Zone closes in.

📡 ABOUT ME
🌐 Website: gore.tv
📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble
🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer
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