"This Cat Knows the Truth About You… And He’s Not Saying It Out Loud

You think he’s just a cat?
No. This is **Project Purr**, Phase 3.
A government experiment gone wrong. A feline with access to your soul’s darkest secrets.

That stare? That’s not curiosity.
That’s **recognition**.
He knows you lied about eating vegetables.
He knows you skipped church.
He knows you’re *not* actually working from home.

And worst of all…
👉 He knows you *don’t* love him as much as you claim.

Drop a comment:
🔥 *"What does YOUR cat know?"*
Or better yet — **"I’m not guilty. I’m just tired."** 😼