All bald?!

Greetings, my friend! Ever wondered what would happen if every single human went completely bald — on the same day?
Join Professor Blunderbass — explorer of ridiculous ideas and ambassador of absurd science — as he dives follicle-first into the biggest hypothetical haircut in human history.
🧠 How much hair would that be?
🔬 What could we actually do with all of it?
🌱 Can hair help the environment?
🧶 Could we braid it into a giant space rope? (Spoiler: yes.)
🧥 What if we turned it into coats? Or carpets? Or eco-leather?
Brace yourself for:
✅ Nerdy math
✅ Hairy metrics
✅ Over 600,000 miles of braided nonsense
✅ 90,000 luxurious human-hair winter coats
✅ Grandma’s generous hair donation (she’s very hairy)
From environmental science to sci-fi silliness — this video has it all. And yes, we almost reach the Moon. Almost.
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📦 Got spare hair? Send it in. We’re building a better future… one strand at a time.