🎵 TITLE: Sue With a Crossbow

[Intro – Haunted organ, low voice]
She says she’s an expert…
But she only pulled the string…
One shot, one boast…
It’s Sue… with a crossbow.

[Verse 1]
She took a course, she fired once,
Now she struts like she’s a weapons dunce.
Talking big with a smarmy grin,
Crossbow queen, with no discipline.

She says, “Trust the cops, they’ll save the day.”
But in the real world, it don’t work that way.
She’s corrupt, she’s smug, and she don’t know,
Still she’s out there, with her crossbow.

[Chorus]
Sue with a crossbow—don’t get too near!
Her aim is shaky, but her lies are clear.
Sue with a crossbow—out on parade,
A grindhouse nightmare that smirks in the shade.

[Verse 2]
She says she’s safe, she says she’s trained,
But the only thing loaded is her inflated brain.
Lobbyin’ pills with a crooked hand,
Selling you poison, makin’ her stand.

She whispers sweet, superiority tone,
But the vibe is rotten to the bone.
Smarmy Sue, from the rock below,
She’s comin’ at night with a crossbow.

[Chorus]
Sue with a crossbow—don’t get too near!
Her aim is shaky, but her lies are clear.
Sue with a crossbow—repulsive and vile,
A grindhouse villain with a plastic smile.

[Bridge – Spoken, distorted]
“I’m trained… I swear I’m trained…
One shot, I’m an expert!
You can always trust the police…”
(haunting laughter)

[Outro – Creepy chant]
Sue with a crossbow…
Shadows know…
Haunted lies…
Watch her grow.
Sue with a crossbow—Bread Radio knows,
The fakest expert the world ever chose.