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"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."
Tactically Ted
"All warfare is based on deception."
Tactically Ted
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
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"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle."
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"Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."
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"He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight."
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"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
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"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."
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"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."
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"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."
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"In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity."
Tactically Ted
"To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill."
Tactically Ted
"If his forces are united, separate them."
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"Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across."
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"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer."
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"Move swiftly as the wind and closely-formed as the wood. Attack like the fire and be still as the mountain."
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"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself."
Tactically Ted
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
"Thus the expert in battle moves the enemy, and is not moved by him."
Tactically Ted