Fla. woman with outstanding warrants busted after calling cops to report stolen weed worth $5

A Florida woman with two outstanding arrest warrants was busted after calling cops to complain that someone “stole her marijuana” — worth as little as $5.

Lily Rinker, 23, made the complaint at 2 a.m. last Thursday from a Best Western in Stuart, a coastal city 40 miles north of West Palm Beach, according to a police report shared by The Smoking Gun.

She told an arriving officer that a man named Carlos — whom she had only recently met — left her hotel room after taking half a gram of pot, worth as little as $5 to $10, from a larger $30 stash she had in her grinder.

“Rinker stated she did not know what to do so she decided to call the police,” a probable cause affidavit said.