The Malitia was Supposed to Kill LBJ

The president commands the peoples militia which includes all American men aged 17 to 45 and veterans up to 65.
What do we do when a vice president kills our president?
Initiating and participating in the assassination of our great World War II hero and President of the United States John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Lyndon Baines Johnson was not voted for. He just happened to be the running mate on the ticket.
Can you believe our parents were fooled by that slimeball?