Taylor's Kangaroo Court - Danny Jones (Linden Warden) in the Dock.

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The Charge:
Danny Jones stands accused of abusing personal connections at Heathrow Airport to unlawfully interfere with the rightful entry of a man into the United Kingdom.

The Crime:
This falls under conspiracy to pervert the course of justice and abuse of position for malicious intent.

Conspiracy to Pervert the Course of Justice covers deliberately interfering with lawful processes — here, blocking someone’s legal right of entry.
Abuse of Position applies because Danny Jones used his personal connections, not legal authority, to disrupt due process and target an individual out of spite.

The Evidence:

He has bragged about contacting his “mate at Heathrow” to get someone stopped.
The intention was clear: to weaponise personal influence to deny another person their rights.
His act undermines trust in border security and turns private vendetta into public obstruction.

The Verdict:
Danny Jones is GUILTY.

The Sentence:

Public condemnation and ostracisation.
Be known not as a guardian of justice, but as a police informer, hoaxer and meddler.
Excluded from respect, trust, and credibility.

Case closed. Court dismissed.