Alien Abduction for Dummies / Sci-Fi / Before You Abduct Your Next Human, Watch This How-To Video.

Welcome to the galaxy’s worst training manual. Alien Abduction for Dummies is a sci-fi comedy that follows Zarnok, a disgraced alien bureaucrat forced to teach rookie abductors how (not) to kidnap Earthlings. Each chapter is a crash course in cosmic failure. Whether it’s pants diplomacy, brunch warfare, or the emotional fallout of probing a mime, Zarnok’s lessons are equal parts absurd, heartfelt, and dangerously informative. Earth doesn’t stand a chance—but it might just teach the galaxy how to feel.