Hagar the Horrible (song)

Song: Hagar the Horrible
Music, Lyrics & Voices: AI

[Verse1]
Hagar, with axe and horned helmet, roams the land,
A Viking fierce, with a gentle, loving hand.
He plunders and pillages, for gold and renown,
But at home, his wife Helga, keeps him firmly grounded.
He longs for feasts and mead, a true Viking's delight,
But also enjoys a good nap, safe from any fight.
With Lucky Eddie, his sidekick, ever at his side,
They conquer and quest, with humor and pride.
[Chorus]
Though fearsome in battle, and prone to a good roar,
Hagar's heart is a soft one, wanting so much more.
A husband devoted, a father true and kind,
Hagar the Horrible, a character for all time.
[Verse2]
Hagar the Horrible, a Viking bold and gruff,
With a horned helmet and a beard quite rough.
He may look fierce, a warrior through and through,
But deep down, he's a loving husband, it's true.
His wife, Helga, with her own Viking might,
Often bests him in domestic battles, day and night.
Their daughter Honi, sweet and fair, it's said,
Though sometimes her brains aren't quite well-fed.
[Chorus]
Though fearsome in battle, and prone to a good roar,
Hagar's heart is a soft one, wanting so much more.
A husband devoted, a father true and kind,
Hagar the Horrible, a character for all time.
[Verse3]
Then there's Hamlet, his brilliant son, so keen,
Preferring books to battles, a different scene.
And Lucky Eddie, a friend loyal and true,
Though sometimes lacking in brains, it's true.
From raiding and pillaging to family life's demands,
Hagar navigates with sword and shield in his hands.
A Viking's life, full of adventure and strife,
But even Hagar cherishes his loving wife.
[Chorus]
Though fearsome in battle, and prone to a good roar,
Hagar's heart is a soft one, wanting so much more.
A husband devoted, a father true and kind,
Hagar the Horrible, a character for all time.
[Verse4]
In a land of horned helmets and fierce Viking men,
Hagar the Horrible, a legend, once trod.
With a mighty axe and a shield held high,
He’d venture forth, beneath a Nordic sky.
He pillaged and plundered, a Viking of renown,
Though his heart, it was soft, beneath a fearsome frown.
For Helga, his wife, with her wisdom and might,
Kept his roaring spirit in check, both day and night.
[Chorus]
Though fearsome in battle, and prone to a good roar,
Hagar's heart is a soft one, wanting so much more.
A husband devoted, a father true and kind,
Hagar the Horrible, a character for all time.
[Verse5]
His children, a mix of their parents, it's true,
Hamlet the scholar, with books he pursued.
While Honi, so sweet, with a charm all her own,
Longed for a suitor, a love to be known.
Lucky Eddie, his friend, though a bit of a dunce,
Would follow Hagar's lead, in raids and in hunts.
With adventures aplenty and laughter galore,
Hagar the Horrible, we'll forever adore.
[Chorus]
Though fearsome in battle, and prone to a good roar,
Hagar's heart is a soft one, wanting so much more.
A husband devoted, a father true and kind,
Hagar the Horrible, a character for all time.