trying to be offensive is also really annoying

we had to settle...
if you don't wanna be poisoned (as much)
we always have the freedom of choice
we say a prayer before we eat anything gmo
that yellow turns orange real quick
i caved in last night n ate crap
i know i sound like a feminist
why is civility political
why can't they all use their turn signals
what if cars had feelings like their owners do
"outrage" on a social network?
we've all been coddled by the systems in place
good comedy is where narcissism n empathy meet
females try way too hard
does everyone have twitter brain now
can i just pretend to be organized
i will use a newfound method for 3 days n not any longer
jazz ain't for boring people
if i feel superior for any reason it's probably due to my love for jazz (and also i don't follow the rules)