S2E38: “Breaking News: Politicians, Protests, and Tooth-Regrowing Breakthroughs”

We don’t have time to sugarcoat this: tonight we’re going full-tilt global meltdown. We’re talking France flirting with bankruptcy, Conor McGregor greasing his way into a presidential bid, and a House investigation slamming Wikipedia for alleged antisemitic bias.

Japan’s opening the doors—and the streets are flooding with protests. Greece? They’re not messing around: asylum seekers are being arrested on arrival and tossed into detention.

Meanwhile, protests are sweeping 10 nations, a 17-year-old Dane is jailed for pepper-spraying a self-admitted migrant rapist, and the UK’s busy nabbing people for mean memes. Also, get this: Japan’s cooking up a drug that regrows teeth (yeah, really). And Germany’s AFD party just lost six members—suddenly. Eerie.

Back in the UK, pundit Graham Linehan gets arrested at Heathrow for a few controversial X posts, while the US goes scorched-earth on cartels. And don’t forget: the Epstein list drops tomorrow and victims are finally speaking out.

Brace yourself: no one’s safe from this firehose of chaos.