We finally found the perfect puppy after years of only seeing $5,000 cash grabs

The W.M.W.F.A. expands it ranks into the stars with the addition of Ham, the female Golden Retriever puppy born and bread in Allegan, Michigan.

"My breads on Golden Retriever to Win for works well with Skunks." -I.S.T.V.

"Ham."
Only at"
Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens Michigan

"Ham has been issued a lifetime invitation all access pass to Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens Michigan effective immediately."

"Ham has unlocked the achievement, Life of Luxury."
-Western Michigan Wastelands Flower Authority
-Flowerbed Security: Main Office
-Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens Michigan

"Is this the face of someone that would lie about flowers?."
-Indian Summer Trumpet Vine