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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The ancient rivalry continues: Babies vs. Baby Dogs. On one side: 👶 The Tiny Human — armed with drool, mysterious screams at 3AM, and the ability to overthrow entire households with one puff of a diaper. On the other: 🐶 The Puppy — master of chaos, chewer of shoes, undefeated champion of the “puppy dog eyes” attack. Both fight for the same prize: ⚔️ The Spotlight. 💖 Unlimited Cuddles. 🍪 The Last Snack on the Floor. It’s not about survival… it’s about who can get the adults to …