Wes Moore's Vacation

Now, while you and I are arguing about crime, about whether we need the National Guard in Baltimore, while Maryland families are being taxed to death just to buy groceries, and while the Francis Scott Key Bridge—you remember, the one that collapsed in March of 2024—still sits there like a sad LEGO set that nobody wants to rebuild… guess where Governor Wes Moore was?
Not Ocean City. Not Deep Creek Lake. Not even the Wawa parking lot off Route 50. No, no—our fearless leader was vacationing in Lake Como, Italy. On George Clooney’s yacht.
Yes, you heard me right. Wes Moore, shirtless, sunburned, sipping sparkling water that probably costs more than your car payment… all while Maryland looks like the aftermath of a yard sale nobody showed up to.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying a governor can’t take a vacation. Even I need a break from ranting about the government’s nonsense once in a while. But come on, man! This state is falling apart—crime’s spiking, schools are failing, and our bridge is still a pile of steel spaghetti. And what’s Wes Moore’s big solution? A Bubbly Spritz with George Clooney and the boys from Ocean’s Eleven!